As the new church minister in town was walking down the
street, he saw a little boy straining every muscle to
reach the door-bell. He realised the little guy would
never make it, although he admired the kid’s
tenacity. So he walked up on the porch to help.
“Here buddy, need some help?” He lifted the child
who rang the bell.
As he set the child down, the kid took off running and
called back over his shoulder, “Run mister! Here
come the lady!”