•When life is hard, then take a long nap.
•It’s okay to one day ignore people,then the next day, annoy them.
•When in doubt,cultivate an indifferent attitude.
•Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours of your time trying to unravel an ‘obvious’ mystery.
•Climb your way to the top by all means, that’s why the drapes and curtains are there in the house.
•Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone’s face.
•If you’re not receiving enough attention,
try knocking over several expensive lamps and chinaware.
•Make your mark in the world or at least spray your pee in each corner of the room.
•When you go out into the world, remember:
being placed on a pedestal is your right, not a privilege.
•You can sleep anywhere, on any table, any chair,top of piano, window-ledge, in the middle, on the Master’s bed,just about anywhere….
open drawers, empty…
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